Who would win ina fight between a paper bag and Dog the Bounty Hunter?

Dogs mullet is really angry, but this is a Brown paper bag.|||I don't care as long as the paper bag ended up over his head.





Or better yet, over my head so I don't have to look at him or his fat ugly wife or that disgusting hoosery crew of his..|||Indeed, that's about the angriest mullet I have ever seen. Still, he probably couldn't find his way out of a Chevelle with a flashlight and a crowbar, so I'm rootin' for the bag. |||TEAM BAG TEAM BAG VOTE BAG VOTE BAG


OVER HEAD


OVER HEAD


VOTE BAG OVER HEAD


WIFE UGLY


WIFE UGLY


GRAB ANOTHER


GRAB ANOTHER


SHOVE HER IN


SHOVE HER IN


PUSH AND SHOVE THEM


PUSH AND SHOVE THEM


RUN AND HIDE


RUN AND HIDE|||I'd be cheering for the paper bag. That guy is trash, as is anyone who tries to profit from the misfortunes of others as he does. I hope somebody kills him.|||i don't know dog would more than likely win because he would drentch the brown paper bag in mase and it would go all soggy... have you seen the size of dogs can of mase?|||How could you even question his authority? After all the lives he's saved and the wrongs he's put right?











OF COURSE the brown paper bag would win, silly!


:D|||Paper bag. Dog the bounty hunter is lame. He acts like he's a hardass but he only goes after people that do petty crimes.|||Paper bag. Totally|||the winner will always be Barack Obama!!!!|||the paper bag would difinitely win! but i think it needs the help of its best friend Dog the Bounty pooper :)|||I am going to bet on the paper bag.